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Do it before it starts
  A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!”
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A blind man went to a restaurant
  A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork...
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The Shredder
  A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:30 p.m. when he found the CFO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand....
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Lie Detecting Robot
  A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night....
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Tim and the nurse
  Tim is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath...
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