After many long years of feeling disappointed about her tits Susan decides she needs implants. So she went to see Dr. Evans about enlarging her tiny boobs. Dr. Evans told Susan, “I’ll do it, but there may be another way with no downtime in recovery! Every day after your shower
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
An old man named Gus walks into a Catholic church for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and Gus says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned” The Catholic priest says: “Tell me your confession, my son….” Gus explains: “I am 75 years old, and I have recently started
A North Dakota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 30 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left North Dakota and flew to
An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American investor complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, “How long does
A married couple is having hard financial times so they decide that their only option is for the wife to become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a
Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’ ‘What are they Sophia’ replies