Elderly Married Couple An elderly married couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks...

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Rodney Dangerfield Performing Classic stand up routine of Rodney Dangerfield on youtube

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Lie Detecting Robot A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night....

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A Bird Named Steve There once was a man named Paul. He was very quiet and nice and never yelled or sweared. He had a bird named Steve. Steve was very rude. He was always burping, yelling, or cursing...

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New rooster An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt...

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